Cubicle Ninja
Posted on November 19th, 2007 by Sensei
A Cubicle Fu master, after his extensive training, is thrust out into the world to study the arts of foreign lands and masters.
In our travels we found another Cubicle Ninja who has some great tips on how to use stealth secrets to escape the office early.
Our favorite:
Ignore others. This one is hard to do. Especially if you are a social creature. The best way to avoid talking to co-workers is to simply ignore them. If you must acknowledge them, try a simple nod or hand wave. They don’t usually want any meaningful conversation in the hallway, so a simple silent gesture is usually solid.
This is good advice at any time of day. The real trick is ignoring people while simultaneously using mind tricks to make them think you just had a great interaction AND making them forget it ever happened. I can’t really get into that here, but hey wasn’t this a fun post!?
<I was never here….>







